This is awesome! A very good example of how words can make the impossible happen. Words have power, both to create, what is coding but words, and to destroy (syntax errors). I love words. 

(I don't know who the author is, if you know, please educate me)

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hooray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came and killed those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed thorough the wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched him from the corner of the big round table,
The only eye witness to the facts of my fable,
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.